Sunday, February 8, 2015
Julia's Jokes II
At the playground:
"There are two slides here. One for Daddy and one for the cat."
Seeing my pjs.
"Maybe one day I can get jammies like those. "
Pointing to her ballerina footie pajamas.
"Maybe you can have some like these one day. When you get tiny, you can try these on."
While watching a show where Santa loses his reindeer:
"Mommy, Santa lost his donkey."
At the tree farm, which was a pumpkin patch a couple months earlier. Julia noticed that the pumpkin patch had been mowed over and asked, "Why is it all pump'ed out?"
Trying to zip up her jacket:
"It's not zippening!"
"This is baby Jesus. I'm not baby Jesus. I'm a girl."
"Now I'm going to drive to South Carolina. Everyone hold on tight!"
After showing her some new socks, Julia wondered why she needed new ones.
Me: Well, you are getting older and so your whole body is growing, including your feet!
Julia: My feets are growing up! Why are my feets growing up?
Me: Why don't you read a story?
Julia: No, I can't! 'Cause I'm too old!
Andy: Who do you want to pray for tonight?
Julia: Ummm...Christoff and the reindeer.
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